Isuzu Gemini

August 7, 2006 – 8:36 pm

This has got to be the most amazing car commercial ever filmed. Well, actually it is a series of commercials for what I think is the 85-89 Isuzu Gemini, strung together. Filmed 20 years ago, there are obviously no computer generated effects.

Simply amazing. Also, just in cased you were wondering, that song is “She Moves” by Karaja.

I did a bit of searching around for more info on that video and came across this one, made by a bored kid apparently. It features the ‘88 Dodge Aries, a spectacular POS in it’s day. Good stuff.

Five Hours!

August 4, 2006 – 10:11 pm

… The length of time Michele and I just spent, disconnected from the outside world.

Well, technically, I guess we had our cell phones and they were working. And we are still able-bodied so we could have walked somewhere. We both have functioning vehicles as well. And we did indeed drive around for lack of anything better to do.

We had dinner at a tiny little Mexican restaurant called El Picoso - Mexican Tacqueria. Great enchiladas.

But as for the important things, like internet and… well, pretty much just the internet - we were unhooked. No longer ‘jacked in’ I felt myself nearing panic. I brought up a command window and ran a continuous ping to 4.2.2.1, the omnipitent, trustworthy Level3 Communications IP address, waiting desperately for a response, checking back frequently for any change in status. Alas, there were only timeouts.

But we hung in there until the Cox Communications tech (who was quite short with me) called about five minutes ago to tell me that we were back online.

I guess we need to kick it up a notch in our offerings to Networkificus, lord of all TCP/IP traffic, lest he smite our public IP again.

Just this one time

July 28, 2006 – 10:48 pm

Attention:
To all of you wastoids who still insist on using Internet Explorer, even after the Mozilla Foundation offered you a vastly superior and more standards compliant browser (Firefox) for FREE. And even after Opera Software decided to stop charging for their also vastly superior browser (Opera).

Microsoft has recently released to the public the third beta version of their new browser, Internet Explorer 7. You might as well go ahead and download it now to get used to the new feel of things, because Microsoft is going to push it to you as an automatic update very soon anyway.

Go ahead and click that link up there, download it and install it. Please. Then, after the obligatory restart that any and all Microsoft product requires after installation, you may bask in the warm fuzzy glow of what I believe to be a fully functional internet experience. Relax and enjoy the ride as you surf across the complex series of tubes without delay! I won’t bother going into detail about new features or whatever. If you are intelligent enough to have already started using Firefox, then you pretty much know all of IE7’s features. The only difference is that trademark Microsoft shiny and blue theme (at least on my machine using the Windows XP Silver theme).

Unfortunately, as a web designer, I must keep at least one of my computers infected with Internet Explorer 6 so that I may continue to test, troubleshoot, completely rewrite my websites to make sure that they display properly in all browsers. I curse Microsoft for ever having released such a piece of crap, and especially for having come away from it with any sense of pride left in them.

Take note, this will probably be the only time that I EVER suggest a Microsoft product or even link to a Microsoft website for that matter. Heck I feel bad even having to capitolize that word.

Clone stamp fiend

July 23, 2006 – 6:33 pm

Today I was over at my Mother’s house, returning my Aunt’s PC which I had replaced the power supply in and installed Windows XP SP2 on. While I was there her and Roy were showing me all the new things they had bought during their recent antique shopping spree in the Copper Possum in Milton when she stopped and grabbed a photo off of a shelf. It was a picture of the house in Pennsylvania that she grew up in. She asked if I could take out the power lines running across the picture. This was a normal 4×3″ photo and I knew that it would be near impossible to scan it, do the work and then reproduce it with any amount of detail left in it by the end. Luckily they had an 8×10″ copy as well. So I brought it home and set to work. A little over an hour later, here is the result.


My Mom's old house «Before
After»
My Mom's old house

Not too bad if I do say so myself.

New Favicon and RSS feed buttons

July 23, 2006 – 12:28 am

Way back in October of last year I wrote about what was at the time a new service from Google: the Google home page. If you don’t have an account with Google by now, and subsequently a Google home page, then you must not be a real geek after all.

Earlier today I discovered that I could add my own RSS feed to my Google home page. I don’t know why I hadn’t thought about it until now. If you want to add an RSS feed from any given website to your Google home page, they have a place where you can manually type in the address to it. However, to make it easier on the multitude of readers that visit my website every day week few months, I’ve added a button to the site so that you can do it with just a couple of clicks. I fiddled with getting it to work with Yahoo!, and it does indeed add a new section to my Yahoo! home page, but the actual content of that section seems to be hit or miss.

Add to Google
Add to MyYahoo!

I also threw together a ‘favicon’ for my website so that I don’t have to see these annoying messages repeated over and over in my error logs:

[Sat Jul 22 23:16:59 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 22:54:52 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 22:42:30 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 22:42:29 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 22:42:29 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 21:45:07 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 21:34:24 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 20:46:45 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 20:44:57 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico
[Sat Jul 22 20:34:10 2006] [error] File does not exist: /favicon.ico

New Favicon

Picture post: clouds

July 22, 2006 – 5:44 pm

I’ve been doing a lot of work lately for a client in Freeport. Every time I go out that way I stop at the foot of the Highway 331 bridge and take a moment to enjoy the view of the Choctawhatchee Bay from one of the public picnic tables. Each one has a roof over it, and there is nearly always a nice breeze there, so it’s quite enjoyable. Recently I snapped this here photo of the clouds from one of those picnic tables.


Clouds_001

Custom computer terminology wordlist

July 20, 2006 – 6:55 pm

Have you ever found yourself composing an email with Microsoft Outlook and notice that many of the words you’ve just typed are underlined in red even though your positive that they’re are spelled correctly? If you’re like me and most of your emails contain geek speak, then you have. That’s because Microsoft, who you might think of as the most geeky company on Earth, is a little behind the curve with the dictionary that they include with the Office suite.

Oddly enough, this dictionary knows about such slang words as dang, y’all, what’re, boonies, and whoop-ass, as well as most R-rated language.

During my stint with NetData, I had been slowly amassing my own custom dictionary within Microsoft Word. As I happened across computer terminology that was not recognized, yet I knew was spelled correctly, I’d add it to my dictionary. Several months ago I began to think about possibly getting this dictionary to a point where it could be used widely by my geek brethren, and then releasing it under an open source style license.

Well, my time is up with NetData. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I have been clearing out my desk and PC of personal belongings. Just today I emailed myself the custom dictionary so I could use it at home, and I remembered that I had wanted to share it on the internet. It’s nowhere near what I would call ready. It’s got tons of terms that I commonly use, based on the context of what we do at NetData. But it needs to include a LOT more of the common computer terminology that I would expect people to be using.

So, someday we’ll all be able to type words like spyware, adware, Firefox, Athlon, ipconfig, and webmail with the confidence that they are in fact real words and that they’re spelled correctly.

More changes to the website

July 19, 2006 – 11:20 pm

I’ve decided to change the way that the posts on my website are named and stored. I had previously been using a generic incremental numbering scheme to name them automatically for me. So the filename for any given post page would have been something like 00000123.php. I never paid much attention to this to tell you the truth.

But recently I’ve started noticing that most popular blogs name their posts in a much different manner. They use the /year/month/day/title format. For instance, the link to my previous post is archives/2006/07/19/birthday_wishes.php. This is actually more pleasing to the eye if you ask me, not to mention being more usable in search results or when sharing a link.

There is a downside to changing my format now. Any inbound links will be broken. However, I don’t suspect that this will cause much drama around the internet as there aren’t exactly hundreds of links to individual posts on my site floating around.

So I flipped the switch in Movable Type to make the change, but I still had to go through and rename nearly all of my old posts as there had been a character limit imposed on the file names. Only about 8 of them actually were under this limit. The rest had to be manually changed.

Another change is the way that my archives work. Previously, each archived category page was a file like /archives/cat_friends.php. Now it’s /archives/friends/. The date based archive pages look much neater now as well. The archive page for July of 2006, for example, is /archives/2006/07. Much neater indeed.

[EDIT] I have just completed going through each post and enabling trackbacks. That was fun! At least I only have about 60 entries to wade through at this point.

Birthday Wishes

July 19, 2006 – 7:34 pm

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The Fountain

July 17, 2006 – 10:59 pm

Good news. The newest film by Darren Aronofsky is going to be released soon. The movie began test screening in May of this year, so barring any major changes to the film, we should see it in the next few months. Brad Pitt was originally cast for the lead role back in 2001, but left to film Troy in 2003. The film got shut down for a while, but was revived in 2004 with about half of the original budget and Hugh Jackman as the new lead role.

Here’s the trailer. Warner Brothers has put up some interesting visuals (downloadable as screensavers) as part of the marketing campaign. chud.com and aintitcoolnews.com have some good reviews of the screenings.

Also, I love sweat sweet tea.