I knew I’d find a sugar momma eventually
August 24, 2005 – 10:26 pmMichele was informed today, rather unexpectedly, that she has been selected to fill the position that she has had her panties all in a wad over for a week or so now. Her new title is “Engineering Test Assistant II”. This is a good thing and a bad thing.
Good because she can now stop blathering on and on about how she thinks she’s a shoe-in, but she’s not really sure, what do I think about it, do I think she said the right stuff in her interview, what she would do with all that extra money, etc.
Bad because now she will be constantly calculating how many extra cents per minute her new job will pay versus the old one. Not that I don’t care. I do. But shit, I already did the math myself.
Good because now I don’t have to hear stories about all the self absorbed Destin assholes that have ‘children’ who attend the school where she worked and give her a hard time. I say ‘children’for lack of any other polite word to put in place of all the profanities I would rather use. And I say self absorbed Destin assholes because that’s what most of them are.
Bad because now she’ll be working with tons of geeks, which she has a huge soft spot for. Being a geek is how I got her to sleep with me in the first place. That and my amazing, beautiful flowing mane of hair and rippling pectoral muscles.
Good because we’ll be able to rape the Base Exchange where you DON’T HAVE TO PAY TAX ON ANYTHING! (At least I think we get that privilege) (I hope we get that privilege) (It rules) (Sometimes I feel like things in parentheses are little secrets and I lean in close and whisper them through my keyboard)
Good because $10,000 extra each year is pretty fucking sweet.
Regardless of the pay raise, it’s a step in the right direction and I’m proud of her.
